help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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