I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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