oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
and you fell through a lawn chair
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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