been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
that is very illegal...i love you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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