Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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