Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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