Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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