roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
