Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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