new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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