Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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