Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Randomize
