i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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