I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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