Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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