Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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