I think I just saw someone hide a body.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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