a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I forgot how hot balto sounded
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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