go do what you do best...puke behind churches
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
MIDGETS
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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