So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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