I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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