Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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