i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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