i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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