Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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