I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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