I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You dont lie about slip and slides
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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