My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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