some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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