Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
They took my balls.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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