We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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