There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
And my parents said I crawled through the house
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
