I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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