guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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