can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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