ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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