why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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