Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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