Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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