He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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