I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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