Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She even gives head with a lisp.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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