How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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