remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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