is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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