My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
