Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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