your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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