why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
one might say we're banned from that church
I think I won the penis lottery.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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