I love black thongs
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
This house was built for laser tag.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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