are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
