he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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