my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's never too late to be topless.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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